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The internet is fucked and little more than a global den of thieves and lies strung together by a network of wires.
But you believe in it and you have come to rely on it. It tells you what to do.
There is nothing left to see here. Let's promise to not make promises that neither of us can keep.
Apache/2 Server at bluepoles.co.uk Port 80

Please switch off your internet connection now - try reading a book.

Your beautiful bright and shiny convenient future has arrived,
you killed off Kodachrome today.
The binary hex of your jpegs will sit
on hard drives and locked away in last years phone,
the unreal colours of your beautiful modern life,
never running,
never fading.
Unprinted forever.
Happy Now?